GET YOU OFISHAL CLAMP UNIFORM !!!!

OUR MOST LOYAL CLAMP FOLLOWERS MUST HAVE UNIFORMS BY COMMAND OF J.C. YOU CAN NOW SHOW THE WORLD WHERE YOU STAND!!!!!

BUY THESE UNIFOMES !!!!
AND WEAR ONL;Y THESE ALWEES!!!!http://www.cafepress.com/clamp


WE HAVE 5 STAR RANK AVAILNBLE , AND HELP JC SERACH FORE EDNA PRINGLE GO NOE BECAUSE LINITED TIME ONLY!!!
ARMNAGEEDEION IS COMING SO ARM YOUR SELF IN HIOLY UNIFORMS FOR THE COMING BATTLES!!!!!

THAT IS ALL -

J.C. WEBSTER THE THIRD!!!

EXPOSED !!! ART BELL'S PLOT TO SPREAD HELL'S MANAYSE!!!

FROM A LOTYAL FOOT SOLDER IN THE WAR ON MEDIA PORONGRPHY !

Hello 10-Star General J.C. Webster the Third!

The real Deacon Emertius here. Hallelujah and praise the Lord that a fine man like you has exposed Art Bell and George Noory for the auditory pornogrifiers that they are! I have firsthand knowledge that Art and George are participating in a clandestine operation to provide tainted mayonnaise to American school children through the communistic school lunch programs across this perverted nation. Interestingly enough this tainted mayonnaise is being manufactured in Canada. Have you heard anything about this plot to further turn our schoolchildren on to the evils of Star Trek, the Food Channel, and of course Coast to Coast AM? They don't call it HELLmann's Mayonnaise for nothing you know.

OH I KNOW !!!!!!
AND ART IS USING HIS PIZZA PUNCH TO PUNCH OUR LIGHTS OUT OF AMERCAN FOOD MORALS !

http://www.artbellspizzapunch.com/

CLAMPSTERS YOU MUST BUY UP AS MUCH AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN AND FLUSH IT DOWN YOUR TOILET WHERE IT BELONGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Brother Webster, I am very concerned about the French people. They can't seem to keep their clothes on. These unsaved French have invaded Walt Disney World in Florida and are strutting around shamelessly in their birthday suits. It's an abomination to my precious eyes to see filthy, sinful, hairy people shaking their foreign booties around Mickey Mouse's front yard. Shame on Disney World for pandering to the homosexuals anyway. I always thought there was some perverse sexual tomfoolery going on between those satanic dwarfs.




General Webster, I am a soldier in God's army. I will do all I can to further expose Art Bell and George Noory as the satanic communists they are. May I join your C.L.A.M.P. crusade, sir? Looking forward to hearing from you soon. Best Regards, The Real Deacon Emeritus


FOR UNCOMMON VALOR IN THE FACE OF THE FEINISH FRENCH PLOT TO MAYONASE OUR CHILDREN !
TO NEKKEDIZ OUR NATION!\
AND TO STAND UP AND BE COUNTED AS A PART OF GOD'S ARMY I J.C. WEBSTER THE THIRD GOD'S TEN STAR GENERAL AND BRINGER OF THE NEW REVEALTION HERE BY PROMOTEYOU TO GODS 5 STAR SEARGENT!!!!

GO FOURTH AND FIGHT ON !!!!

THAT IS ALL !

TREBMLE IN FEER!!! JC IS HERE (on the webnet)

"I AM GOD'S 10 STAR GENERAL AND THE BRINGER OF THE NEW REVLATION"

"I HAVE AUTHRIZED THIS WEBSITE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"IT IS BEING RUN BY EDNA P PRIGLES LITLE SISTER
petunia p pringle {a woman in her place!]
WHJO HAB EARNED THE RITE TO DO EDNAS OLD JOB TILL I CIN BRIG HER HOME"
petunia SHALL TRANSCIBE MY WORDS OF WIDSOM AND HOLY FIRE!"

-J.C. WEBSTER THE THIRD
BRINGER OF THE NEW RABVELATION AND GODS TEN STAR GENERAL IN THE WAR AGAINST MEDIA POROGRPHY.

JC WEBTER THE THIRD GODS ONLY NEW PROPFIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!


PS petunia here, i am so onored to be dong this work i am so ashameed of edna my big sister and now a biker sex toy!
shame hussie!