FROM A LOTYAL FOOT SOLDER IN THE WAR ON MEDIA PORONGRPHY !
Hello 10-Star General J.C. Webster the Third!
The real Deacon Emertius here. Hallelujah and praise the Lord that a fine man like you has exposed Art Bell and George Noory for the auditory pornogrifiers that they are! I have firsthand knowledge that Art and George are participating in a clandestine operation to provide tainted mayonnaise to American school children through the communistic school lunch programs across this perverted nation. Interestingly enough this tainted mayonnaise is being manufactured in Canada. Have you heard anything about this plot to further turn our schoolchildren on to the evils of Star Trek, the Food Channel, and of course Coast to Coast AM? They don't call it HELLmann's Mayonnaise for nothing you know.
OH I KNOW !!!!!!
AND ART IS USING HIS PIZZA PUNCH TO PUNCH OUR LIGHTS OUT OF AMERCAN FOOD MORALS !
http://www.artbellspizzapunch.com/
CLAMPSTERS YOU MUST BUY UP AS MUCH AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN AND FLUSH IT DOWN YOUR TOILET WHERE IT BELONGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brother Webster, I am very concerned about the French people. They can't seem to keep their clothes on. These unsaved French have invaded Walt Disney World in Florida and are strutting around shamelessly in their birthday suits. It's an abomination to my precious eyes to see filthy, sinful, hairy people shaking their foreign booties around Mickey Mouse's front yard. Shame on Disney World for pandering to the homosexuals anyway. I always thought there was some perverse sexual tomfoolery going on between those satanic dwarfs.
General Webster, I am a soldier in God's army. I will do all I can to further expose Art Bell and George Noory as the satanic communists they are. May I join your C.L.A.M.P. crusade, sir? Looking forward to hearing from you soon. Best Regards, The Real Deacon Emeritus
FOR UNCOMMON VALOR IN THE FACE OF THE FEINISH FRENCH PLOT TO MAYONASE OUR CHILDREN !
TO NEKKEDIZ OUR NATION!\
AND TO STAND UP AND BE COUNTED AS A PART OF GOD'S ARMY I J.C. WEBSTER THE THIRD GOD'S TEN STAR GENERAL AND BRINGER OF THE NEW REVEALTION HERE BY PROMOTEYOU TO GODS 5 STAR SEARGENT!!!!
GO FOURTH AND FIGHT ON !!!!
THAT IS ALL !
